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Nobody has apologised. He is not leaving until somebody does.
Uniswap dug a pool on Robinhood Chain and the whole timeline jumped straight in. Frogs first, then everything else.
The cat was sitting on the edge, minding his business. Somebody pushed him. Nobody has owned up.
Rather than climb out, he found a whistle and declared himself lifeguard. No certification, no training, cannot actually swim.
He has blown it twice. Both times at a frog.
SOAK/USD. DRIP/USD. TOWEL/USD. He posts the board every morning and every single number is up.
Somebody asked what the methodology was. He knocked their drink into the water.
Edits. Memes. Profile pictures. People started showing up already soaked, which he took as a sign of respect.
No marketing department. Just one furious animal and a lot of witnesses.
The pool sits on Robinhood Chain, liquidity locked permanently in a Uniswap v4 position nobody can withdraw.
The water is not going anywhere. Neither is he.
Entirely made up. Updated by vibes. Every reading is wet.
Every memecoin site buries this in grey 10px type at the bottom. Here it is in full size.